Nearly every post where Stephanie Jarvis isn’t galavanting around someplace pretending to be some kind of blue blooded member of some fantasy aristocratic family.
Here is a run down of the nearly daily vlogs in order to save you the time and the trouble.
It’s so hot, or maybe not not hot today.
Watch us pretend to cover up dusty wallboards with Farrow and Ball paint which sells for a paltry $165 a pail. Visitors and Patrons pay for it, so who cares what it costs.
Let’s look at some scaffolding filmed by Marie. Oh, when I awoke at 10:30 AM it’s time for a spot of tea and a walk in my English garden and the woods. I need a Spanish, Italian, German, and Japanese garden soon, I just can’t talk about those yet.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a bathing pool here darling? Beside it some grass tennis courts.
Now someone sweeping up a pile of debris. Marie cooking some food and putting some garden bits and bobs into it. Now Philip is setting the table with reproduction plates from Marie Antoinette’s fourth cousin twice removed, and has included new pickle forks he found at quite the bargain of only $135 each – they usually go for quite a bit more. The patrons have been given a break – aren’t they lucky?
Lets all sit down everyone and raise your glasses to me and to the guests who selflessly paid for all of this mess. Cue the exit music.
Repeat this 3 times,. Say how difficult and expensive something is. Repeat again 3 times.